Dachshund Mom Paper-Cut T-Shirt
Layered paper-cut sausage dog tee for dog moms
Fit Type*Unisex
Style*T-Shirt
Color*Black
Size*2XL
✅ In stock, ready to ship
🚚Arrives by Nov 6 – Nov 11 if you order today. Hooray!
- 🚚 Free US shipping on orders over $50
- 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — made to order just for you
- 👕 Premium cotton — pre-shrunk, buttery soft
- ↩️ 30-day returns — no questions, no drama
About this tee
Dachshund Mom Tee — Funny Wiener Dog Graphic T-Shirt
The Dachshund Mom Tee is a funny wiener dog graphic t-shirt for the devoted mom of the longest, lowest, most dramatic breed. It honors the dachshund's big attitude in a design as charming and instantly recognizable as the dog itself.
You did not choose the wiener life. The wiener life chose you, burrowed under your blanket, and refused to move.
This funny dachshund mom t-shirt features an adorable long-bodied dachshund with the words DACHSHUND MOM in playful lettering. It is printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001C tee that stays soft wash after wash.
What makes this dachshund mom t-shirt special?
Three things. First, the design. It is original artwork, drawn for this shirt, not a stock graphic. Second, the blank. The Bella+Canvas 3001C is the industry standard for soft fashion tees. Third, the print quality. DTG printing lays water-based ink into the fabric, so the design feels like part of the shirt.
Who is this shirt for?
Dachshund moms. Specifically, the kind who gets it. You will know within seconds whether this shirt is for you or for someone you love. If you laughed at the design, it is for you.
What occasions work best?
Try wearing it to the dog park. Try twinning with your dachshund in matching bandanas. Try gifting it to the dachshund-obsessed friend in your group. The shirt handles all of them because the humor is warm, not mean. Nobody gets offended. Everybody gets the joke.
How does the sizing run?
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| True to size? | Yes, modern retail fit |
| Between sizes? | Size up for relaxed, down for fitted |
| How many variants? | 35 (5 colors × 7 sizes) |
| Tall sizes? | 2XL and 3XL add length |
What is the shirt made of?
The Bella+Canvas 3001C uses 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton at 4.2 oz. That means a lightweight tee that drapes well and survives the wash. The side seams keep the shape. The shoulder taping stops stretching.
How is the design printed?
We print with direct-to-garment (DTG) technology. Water-based inks soak into the fibers instead of sitting on top. The result is a soft-hand print with sharp detail. The print area is 12×16 inches, scaled to each size.
Is this a good Christmas gift?
Yes. It is one of the easiest gifts to give. You do not need to know their exact taste. If they love dachshund mom, this shirt lands. Order 2 weeks before the holiday to be safe.
How fast will it arrive?
Every shirt is printed to order in the USA. Production takes 2–7 business days. Standard shipping adds transit time on top. Plan ahead for holidays and gift deadlines.
Product specifications
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Price | $24.99 (XS–XL); $26.99 (2XL); $27.99 (3XL) |
| Colors | 5 colors: Black, White, Navy, Forest, Red |
| Sizes | 7 sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (35 variants) |
| Blank | Bella+Canvas 3001C, 4.2 oz, 100% Airlume combed cotton |
| DTG water-based inks, 12×16 inch print area | |
| Care | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low |
| Fulfillment | Printed to order in the USA, ships in 2–7 business days |
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Frequently asked questions
Is this only for moms of dachshunds?
It is designed for dachshund moms, but dachshund dads and grandparents wear it too. The design is universal for wiener dog lovers.
How does the Bella+Canvas 3001C fit?
It is a modern retail fit, true to size. The Airlume cotton is softer than standard tees.
Will the print fade?
DTG prints hold color well. Wash cold inside out for the longest life, 50+ washes.
What sizes are offered?
Seven sizes from XS to 3XL, 35 variants across 5 colors.
Is it printed in the USA?
Yes. Every shirt prints to order in the USA and ships in 2–7 business days.
Can I exchange for a different size?
Yes. Exchanges are free within 30 days of delivery.
Dachshunds inspire fierce loyalty. Owners of the breed buy more breed-specific merch than almost any other dog group. This shirt speaks directly to them with humor they recognize.
The graphic captures the breed's signature shape. Long body. Short legs. Big attitude. It is instantly recognizable, which is why it works as a conversation starter.
The playful lettering keeps the mood light. It looks great with casual shorts in summer and layered under a flannel when the weather turns. The dachshund silhouette reads clearly even at a glance, which makes it a natural conversation starter at any dog event.
📦 Shipping & delivery
Orders print in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days. Shipping: $4.99 for 1 item, $2.99 for the first item + $1.99 each additional for 2–4 items, FREE on orders over $50.
↩️ Returns & exchanges
Changed your mind? You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund or exchange — as long as the item is unworn and unwashed. Exchanges for a different size are always free.
👕 Fabric & care
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The joke is permanent; the softness just keeps improving.
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❓ Questions & answers
How does the sizing run?
True to size with a classic unisex fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up. Between sizes? Go with the larger one — our customers say the compliments come in all sizes.
What fabric is it made of?
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and buttery soft from the first wear.
How long until my order ships?
We print to order in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days after that. Free US shipping on orders over $50 ($4.99 for 1 item; $2.99 + $1.99 per extra for 2-4 items).
What if it doesn’t fit or I don’t love it?
30-day no-questions returns. Unworn and unwashed gets you a full refund, and size exchanges are always free.
Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment printing that sinks into the fabric. Machine wash cold inside-out and it stays crisp wash after wash.
Is this design original to Quirktee?
Yes — every Quirktee design is drawn in-house and trademark-checked before printing. You won’t find it on a bargain rack.
