We sell shirts.
The jokes are free.

Quirktee started in a garage in Austin, Texas, with a secondhand screen printer, a stack of blank tees, and one dangerously unfunny idea: what if your shirt did the talking?

Our founder wore a homemade “I Paused My Game to Be Here” shirt to a wedding. The groom laughed so hard he cried. The bride laughed so hard she also cried (different reason, we think). Three strangers asked where to buy one before the cake was cut. That night, Quirktee was born.

Five years later, we've printed over 200,000 shirts for customers in all 50 states. Every design starts as a joke scribbled on a napkin, survives a brutal “would a stranger laugh at this?” panel, and gets printed on the softest cotton we could find — because a great joke deserves a great shirt.