Shipping & returns 📦
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🖨️ Printing time
Every shirt is printed to order — that’s how we keep designs fresh and waste low. Printing takes 1–2 business days before your order ships.
🚚 US shipping
Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days after printing. Shipping is FREE on all US orders over $50, otherwise a flat $4.99. We ship from print partners across the US, so your tee doesn’t travel farther than it has to.
🌍 International shipping
We currently ship to the US only. Our jokes are universal, our logistics are not (yet). Join the newsletter and we’ll announce when we go global.
📍 Tracking
You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships. If it hasn’t moved in 5 business days, contact us and we’ll investigate like shirt detectives.
↩️ 30-day returns
Unworn, unwashed shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Start a return from your account page or email support@quirktee.com. Refunds land 3–5 business days after we receive your return.
🔄 Free size exchanges
Ordered the wrong size? Exchanges are always free — we’ll ship the new size and email you a prepaid label for the old one. Because nobody should suffer in a too-tight funny shirt.
⚠️ Damaged or wrong items
If your shirt arrives damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong, email us a photo within 14 days and we’ll reprint or refund immediately — no return needed.
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