Turn your scroll
into income.
Share Quirktee's funny tees with your audience and earn 10% on every order — tracked for 30 days, paid monthly via PayPal. No cap. No inventory. No customer service. Just you, your phone, and jokes that sell themselves.
How it works
Four steps. No experience needed — if you can post a video, you can do this.
📝
1. Apply free
Sign up in 60 seconds with your email and PayPal address. No fees, no inventory, no website required.
🔗
2. Get your link
Receive your unique referral link plus ready-made product photos, mockups and short video clips.
🎬
3. Share anywhere
Post funny short videos on TikTok, YouTube Shorts, Pinterest, X or Facebook Reels. A 15-second laugh sells more than a polished ad.
💸
4. Get paid
Earn 10% on every tracked order. Payouts land in your PayPal every month once you hit $25. No cap, ever.
Simple, generous, written in plain English
No tiers to unlock, no fine print designed to confuse you. Here is the entire commission policy:
| Commission rate | Flat 10% of product subtotal (after discounts, before shipping & tax) |
|---|---|
| Cookie duration | 30 days — last click wins |
| Payout method | PayPal, once a month — paid on the 15th |
| Minimum payout | $25 — smaller balances roll over, never expire |
| Earnings cap | None. Sell more, earn more |
| What counts | Completed, non-refunded orders from your link |
| Refunded orders | Orders refunded within 30 days have their commission deducted from your balance |
| Self-referrals | Not allowed — no commission + first-time warning |
For comparison: many big marketplaces pay around 4% on apparel. We pay 10% flat — because affiliates who earn more, promote more.
Real math, no magic ✨
Every $24.99 tee you sell earns you exactly $2.50 (10%). Here is what that adds up to — concrete numbers, not hype:
| Orders / month | Sales driven | You earn |
|---|---|---|
| 10 orders / mo | $249.90 sales | $25.00 — payout threshold reached ✅ |
| 40 orders / mo | $999.60 sales | $100.00 |
| 100 orders / mo | $2,499.00 sales | $250.00 |
| 400 orders / mo | $9,996.00 sales | $1,000.00 |
| 1 bulk order (30 tees) | $637.20 sales | $63.70 — one order pays like a week |
Illustrative math based on a $24.99 average order at 10% commission — not a promise or guarantee. Your results depend on your audience, content, and consistency. But the math is honest, and the ceiling is yours to set.
Rules that protect honest affiliates
Strict rules against cheating mean honest affiliates keep more of the pie. Here is exactly what happens if you break them:
🤖
Permanent banFake / dirty traffic
Bots, click farms, incentivized clicks, spam blasts. Any non-human or deceptive traffic gets your account permanently banned and unpaid earnings forfeited.
🪞
No commission + warningSelf-referral
Buying through your own link earns zero commission. First time: warning. Repeat: account review and possible suspension.
🧾
Commission reclaimedOrder fraud
Fake orders, chargeback schemes, or refund abuse — we reclaim any commission already paid out and ban the account.
⚠️
Account locked3 minor strikes
Smaller violations (misleading claims, brand misuse, coupon stuffing) add up: three strikes and your account is locked.
Play fair and these rules never touch you. Cheat, and there are no second chances on the big ones.
Post where people already laugh
Short, funny videos are the #1 way our affiliates drive sales. Pick the platforms you already use:
🎵
TikTok
Try-on and reaction clips. Funny tees were made for the For You page.
▶️
YouTube Shorts
Gift guides and “funniest shirts” compilations convert year-round.
📌
Gift-idea pins have a long shelf life — one viral pin keeps selling for months.
✖️
X
Meme-style posts with the tee photo. Quote-tweet the joke, link the shirt.
🎞️
Facebook Reels
Share to humor and gift groups. Reels reach buyers far beyond your followers.
Every affiliate gets a real-time dashboard — see your clicks, add-to-carts, conversions, and payouts as they happen, broken down by link and platform. You always know exactly what's working.
Why creators pick Quirktee
😂
Products that market themselves
Funny tees are inherently shareable. You are not pushing a boring commodity — you are sharing a joke people want to wear.
💸
Paid in full, on time
Monthly PayPal payouts once you hit $25. No payout fees from us, no mysterious delays, no disappearing earnings.
📊
Real-time tracking
Watch clicks turn into carts and carts into commissions live. Full transparency on every sale attributed to you.
🎨
Ready-made creatives
Product photos, mockups, and short video clips you can drop straight into your content. No design skills needed.
🎁
A catalog that keeps giving
New funny designs drop regularly, plus seasonal collections — fresh material for your content calendar, all year.
🤝
Humans, not bots
Real support from the team behind the store. Questions about your link, your payout, your stats — we answer.
Affiliate wins
Our affiliate program is brand new — the first success stories are being written right now. Yours could be the first one featured here.
⭐
Your story here
Join today and your results could be inspiring the next wave of affiliates.
⭐
Your story here
Join today and your results could be inspiring the next wave of affiliates.
⭐
Your story here
Join today and your results could be inspiring the next wave of affiliates.
Questions? Answered.
Yes — 100% free. No signup fee, no monthly fee, no inventory to buy. You only earn; you never pay us anything.
Your link is 60 seconds away
Apply free today. We review applications within 1–2 business days and email your unique affiliate link the moment you're approved.
The best time to start was yesterday.
The second-best time is now.
10% commission. 30-day cookie. Monthly PayPal payouts. Zero cost to join.
Become an affiliate →Honest note: affiliate earnings vary with effort, audience, and consistency. Examples on this page are illustrative math, not income guarantees. We'd rather keep you for years with honest numbers than lose you in a month with hype.
Prefer to shop instead? Browse the tees →