Vitals Are Stable, I Am Not Tee

The "Vitals Are Stable, I Am Not Tee" is a funny nurse shirt for night-shift heroes. It is a vitals are stable i am not shirt with a comic goose twist. The joke is dark. The goose is unbothered. Made for long shifts.

What Does the Design Look Like?

A white comic goose takes center stage. It wears a classic nurse cap. A stethoscope hangs around its neck. A takeaway coffee cup sits nearby. The headline reads VITALS ARE STABLE in giant gold letters. Below it, I AM NOT answers in bold red. A jagged ECG line runs under the text. The style is comic medical chaos. Clean lines, bright colors, and a goose with zero patience. The print spans most of the chest. It feels soft, not plasticky. The back is blank and clean.

Why Do Nurses Love This Shirt?

Nurse humor is one of the best-selling shirt themes on Etsy. The listing that inspired this design is a nurse bestseller. Nurses buy these shirts for each other. They wear them after brutal shifts. They wear them to nursing school. The joke is honest. Vitals stay stable. The nurse does not. Coffee helps. The goose says what every nurse thinks. It works for ER nurses. It works for ICU nurses. It works for med-surg nurses. It works for nursing students. The design is 100% original art. The goose is drawn from scratch. No stock art is used. No other seller has this goose.

What Sizes and Colors Are Available?

You get 5 colors and 7 sizes. The colors are Black, White, Navy, Forest, and Red. Sizes run XS through 3XL. The fit is unisex and true to size. Most buyers order their normal size. Want a relaxed, oversized look? Go one size up. A size M measures 19 inches across the chest. It runs 28 inches long. The fabric is 100% ring-spun cotton. It weighs 153 GSM. That is a classic lightweight tee. Soft from the first wear. The blank is pre-shrunk. It keeps its shape wash after wash. The crew neckline holds its form.

Detail	Spec
Price	$24.99.
Colors	5 colors: Black, White, Navy, Forest, Red.
Sizes	XS–3XL. Unisex. True to size.
Fabric	100% ring-spun cotton. 153 GSM. Pre-shrunk.
Print	Soft-hand print. Big chest coverage. Centered.
Design	Original comic goose. Nurse cap. Stethoscope. Coffee cup. ECG line.
Turnaround	Printed in 1–2 business days. US delivery in 3–5 days.
Shipping	Free US shipping on orders over $50.
Returns	30 days. No questions asked.

Is This a Good Gift for a Nurse?

Yes. It is one of the best nurse gifts this year. It fits Nurse Week. It fits graduation. It fits a thank-you gift for a nurse friend. Pair it with the ER Nurse Tee for a nursing duo. Pair it with the Nurse Fuel Tee for a coffee-loving nurse. Both say the same thing in a different way. Nurses will laugh in one second. They will wear it on their next day off. Order two and save on shipping.

How Should You Wash It?

Wash it inside out in cold water. Use a gentle cycle. Skip the bleach. Tumble dry on low or hang dry. The 100% cotton softens with every wash. The print stays bright for years. Do not iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out first. These steps keep your tee shift-ready.

What Should You Pair It With?

This tee is a full joke on its own. Add scrubs-friendly layers for a work look. Add jeans and sneakers for a day off. Pair it with the Teach Love Tee for a teacher-nurse duo. Grab the Be OK Tee for a second bold design. Your vitals may be stable. Your style does not have to be.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the nurse tee true to size? Yes. The unisex fit runs true to size. Order your normal size for a classic fit. Size up once for an oversized streetwear look. The size chart lists exact chest and length measurements.

How fast will my order arrive? Printing takes 1–2 business days. US shipping adds 3–5 days. Most orders arrive in 4–7 days total. Order early for Nurse Week and graduation deadlines.

Is the design printed on the front only? Yes. The full design sits centered on the chest. The back is blank. The print uses a soft-hand method. It will not crack or peel.

Is the goose artwork original? Yes. The goose is 100% original art. It is drawn from scratch for this shirt. No stock art is used. No other seller has this design.

Can I order matching shirts for my unit? Yes. Order one per nurse in your unit. Sizes run XS through 3XL. The design looks great in Black and Navy for team photos. Group orders ship together in one box.