Nurse Opossum Pain Scale Hoodie | Funny Nurse Shirt All Over Print, Opossum Pain Assessment Gift for Nurses, Nursing Student Graduation Gift - 2D Classic Tee
Fit Type*Unisex
Style*Hoodie
Color*Black
Size*2XL
✅ In stock, ready to ship
🚚Arrives by Nov 6 – Nov 11 if you order today. Hooray!
- 🚚 Free US shipping on orders over $50
- 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — made to order just for you
- 👕 Premium cotton — pre-shrunk, buttery soft
- ↩️ 30-day returns — no questions, no drama
About this tee
Every nurse knows the pain scale by heart — now it's cuter than ever! This all-over-print hoodie features six original cartoon opossums acting out the full pain assessment, from a calm "NO PAIN" to a dramatic wide-eyed "WORST PAIN," under a bold collegiate "PAIN SCALE" headline. The back shows a nurse opossum in a nurse cap with stethoscope, and the sleeves carry a fun column of escalating opossum faces with paw prints. An original hand-drawn design you won't find anywhere else — perfect for night shifts, nursing school, graduations, Nurses Week, or just making your coworkers laugh.
ALL-OVER PRINT DETAILS
- Full all-over print on every panel: front, back, both sleeves, hood, pocket, cuffs, and waistband — the design wraps seamlessly around the whole hoodie
- Soft, warm fleece interior with a cozy brushed feel
- Classic kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood
- Unisex fit, sizes S to XXL
- Printed to order — made just for you
2D VERSION ALSO AVAILABLE Prefer a classic look? This design is also offered as a 2D front print on:
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee — 87 colors
- Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt — 39 colors
- Gildan 18500 pullover hoodie — 39 colors
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron directly on the print.
Thank you for supporting original artist-designed apparel!
📦 Shipping & delivery
Orders print in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days. Shipping: $4.99 for 1 item, $2.99 for the first item + $1.99 each additional for 2–4 items, FREE on orders over $50.
↩️ Returns & exchanges
Changed your mind? You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund or exchange — as long as the item is unworn and unwashed. Exchanges for a different size are always free.
👕 Fabric & care
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The joke is permanent; the softness just keeps improving.
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🛒 Frequently bought together
Total for 4 items: $99.96
❓ Questions & answers
How does the sizing run?
True to size with a classic unisex fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up. Between sizes? Go with the larger one — our customers say the compliments come in all sizes.
What fabric is it made of?
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and buttery soft from the first wear.
How long until my order ships?
We print to order in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days after that. Free US shipping on orders over $50 ($4.99 for 1 item; $2.99 + $1.99 per extra for 2-4 items).
What if it doesn’t fit or I don’t love it?
30-day no-questions returns. Unworn and unwashed gets you a full refund, and size exchanges are always free.
Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment printing that sinks into the fabric. Machine wash cold inside-out and it stays crisp wash after wash.
Is this design original to Quirktee?
Yes — every Quirktee design is drawn in-house and trademark-checked before printing. You won’t find it on a bargain rack.
