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Fit Type*Unisex

Style*T-Shirt

Color*Black

Size*2XL

$24.99

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About this tee

The Most Likely To Eat All The Christmas Cookies Tee is a funny Christmas cookies shirt for cookie lovers. It stars a cheerful gingerbread man. He holds a plate of cookies and a glass of milk. The bold varsity letters read MOST LIKELY TO EAT ALL THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES. It is a gift for anyone who raids the cookie jar.

What Does the Design Look Like?

A smiling gingerbread man fills the center of the print. He wears a red Santa hat with white trim. He holds a big plate of cookies in one hand. The cookies are frosted in green, white, and red. Star-shaped cookies sit on top. A tall glass of milk floats beside him. Candy canes, holly, and snowflakes frame the scene. The words MOST LIKELY TO curve across the top in red varsity letters. Below him, EAT ALL THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES explodes in huge red and green block letters. The style is collegiate varsity. Bold. Playful. Classic American. The print covers about 85% of the chest. It feels soft, not plasticky. The back is blank and clean.

Why Do Americans Love Christmas Cookies?

Christmas cookies are a beloved American tradition. Families bake them together every December. Kids leave them out for Santa on Christmas Eve. Cookie swaps fill offices and schools. The smell of fresh gingerbread means the holidays are here. This shirt turns that tradition into a joke. Everyone knows one person who eats all the cookies. Now they can wear the title with pride. It works for a cookie swap party. It works for a baking day with the kids. It works for anyone with a sweet tooth. Pair it with the Grandma's Little Elves Tee for a matching family set. Grandma bakes the cookies. You eat them all. Browse the full Christmas collection for more holiday gifts.

What Sizes and Colors Are Available?

You get 5 colors and 7 sizes. The colors are Black, White, Navy, Forest, and Red. Sizes run XS through 3XL. The fit is unisex and true to size. Most buyers order their normal size. Want a relaxed, oversized look? Go one size up. A size M measures 19 inches across the chest. It runs 28 inches long. The fabric is 100% ring-spun cotton. It weighs 153 GSM. That is a classic lightweight tee. Soft from the first wear. The blank is pre-shrunk. It keeps its shape wash after wash. The crew neckline holds its form.

DetailSpec
Price$24.99.
Colors5 colors: Black, White, Navy, Forest, Red.
SizesXS–3XL. Unisex. True to size.
Fabric100% ring-spun cotton. 153 GSM. Pre-shrunk.
PrintSoft-hand print. 85% chest coverage. Centered.
DesignOriginal collegiate varsity artwork. Gingerbread man with cookies and milk. MOST LIKELY TO EAT ALL THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES headline.
TurnaroundPrinted in 1–2 business days. US delivery in 3–5 days.
ShippingFree US shipping on 5+ items.
Returns30 days. No questions asked.

Is This a Good Gift for a Baker?

Yes. It is one of the best gifts for a home baker. Bakers spend December covered in flour. They taste-test every batch. They always eat the best cookies first. This shirt says it for them. It works for a cookie exchange gift. It works for a Secret Santa. It works for a mom who bakes for the whole street. Pair it with the Most Likely To Watch 67 Christmas Movies Tee for a matching duo. One shirt eats the cookies. The other watches the movies. Both tell the same holiday story.

How Should You Wash It?

Wash it inside out in cold water. Use a gentle cycle. Skip the bleach. Tumble dry on low or hang dry. The 100% cotton softens with every wash. The print stays bright for years. Do not iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out first. These steps keep your tee cookie-ready.

What Should You Pair It With?

This tee is a full joke on its own. Add jeans and sneakers for a weekend look. Layer it under an open flannel for chilly days. Pair it with the Grandma's Little Elves Tee for a family set. Grab the Jolly Vibes Tee for a second festive design. Browse the full Christmas collection for more holiday styles. Eat the cookies. Wear the proof.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the "Christmas Cookies" tee true to size? Yes. The unisex fit runs true to size. Order your normal size for a classic fit. Size up once for an oversized look. The size chart lists exact chest and length measurements.

How fast will my order arrive? Printing takes 1–2 business days. US shipping adds 3–5 days. Most orders arrive in 4–7 days total. Order early for cookie swaps and gift deadlines.

Is the design printed on the front only? Yes. The full design sits centered on the chest. The back is blank. The print uses a soft-hand method. It will not crack or peel.

Can I return it if the size is wrong? Yes. Returns are accepted within 30 days. No questions asked. Exchanges are simple. Just contact support with your order number.

πŸ“¦ Shipping & delivery

Orders print in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days. Shipping: $4.99 for 1 item, $2.99 for the first item + $1.99 each additional for 2–4 items, FREE on orders over $50.

↩️ Returns & exchanges

Changed your mind? You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund or exchange β€” as long as the item is unworn and unwashed. Exchanges for a different size are always free.

πŸ‘• Fabric & care

100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The joke is permanent; the softness just keeps improving.

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❓ Questions & answers

How does the sizing run?

True to size with a classic unisex fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up. Between sizes? Go with the larger one β€” our customers say the compliments come in all sizes.

What fabric is it made of?

100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and buttery soft from the first wear.

How long until my order ships?

We print to order in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days after that. Free US shipping on orders over $50 ($4.99 for 1 item; $2.99 + $1.99 per extra for 2-4 items).

What if it doesn’t fit or I don’t love it?

30-day no-questions returns. Unworn and unwashed gets you a full refund, and size exchanges are always free.

Will the print crack or fade?

Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment printing that sinks into the fabric. Machine wash cold inside-out and it stays crisp wash after wash.

Is this design original to Quirktee?

Yes β€” every Quirktee design is drawn in-house and trademark-checked before printing. You won’t find it on a bargain rack.

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