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Dear Santa They Are The Naughty Ones Tee - Black

Dear Santa They Are The Naughty Ones Tee

I am just the messenger.

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Fit Type*Unisex

Style*T-Shirt

Color*Black

Size*2XL

$26.99

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About this tee

The Dear Santa They Are The Naughty Ones Tee is a funny Christmas family matching tee. It turns the blame game into a wearable joke. Mom and Dad wear this one. The kids wear the matching I'm The Nice One tee. One family photo tells the whole story.

Christmas morning starts with a letter to Santa. This shirt writes it for you. It points the finger with a smile. It blames Mom and Dad first. It keeps the kids off the naughty list. It is the joke every family gets in one look.

Why will you love this dear santa tee?

The design is big and impossible to miss. Giant letters spell out DEAR SANTA, THEY ARE THE NAUGHTY ONES. A sticker clipboard shows the Naughty List. Mom is checked naughty. Dad is checked naughty. You are checked nice. The words I'M JUST THE MESSENGER sit below. The print is large and fills the chest. It reads clearly from across the room. No squinting. No tiny text lost in the middle of the shirt.

Quirktee draws every design in-house. This one uses a sticker-bomb style. Gold, cream, and red letters pop on every shirt color. Coal, snowflakes, and stars fill the corners. The artwork feels playful, not childish. It works for moms and dads. It works for the whole family photo.

What is the print like?

We print with direct-to-garment technology. The ink sinks into the fabric. It does not sit on top like plastic. The print feels soft from the first wear. It stays soft after many washes. The colors stay rich and warm. The large front print is the star of this shirt. It is the size Kenvil uses as the standard for every Quirktee design.

DetailSpec .
Fabric100% premium ring-spun cotton, 142 GSM.
BlankBella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee .
FitClassic unisex, true to size .
PrintLarge front DTG print, soft feel .
Colors5 (Black, White, Navy, Forest, Red) .
SizesXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL .
Price$24.99 (2XL $26.99, 3XL $27.99) .

When should you wear it?

Wear it on Christmas morning. Wear it for the family photo by the tree. Wear it to the Christmas party. Wear it for the matching set picture. Mom and Dad wear this one. The kids wear I'm The Nice One. The whole set tells one joke. It is the funniest family photo of the year.

It is perfect for Secret Santa gifts. It is perfect for parents who love a good joke. It is perfect for Christmas Eve dinner. It is perfect for opening presents in matching tees. It also makes a great gift for the mom or dad in your life. Give it to parents, aunts, and uncles. They will wear it every Christmas.

How do I pick my size?

Our unisex fit runs true to size. It comes in 7 sizes, from XS to 3XL. Take your normal size for a classic fit. Size up once for a relaxed, oversized look. Size up twice for a cozy sleep-shirt fit. The shirt is pre-shrunk cotton. It keeps its shape wash after wash.

Between sizes? We suggest sizing up. The 2XL adds $2. The 3XL adds $3. Every size gets the same big print. The design scales to fill the chest at every size.

How do I wash it?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Use mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not use bleach. Follow these steps and the print stays crisp for years.

Frequently asked questions

Is this a family matching set? Yes. Mom and Dad wear this tee. The kids wear the matching I'm The Nice One tee. Buy both for the full family photo. The two designs tell one joke together.

Does the print cover the whole chest? Yes. The artwork is large by design. It fills the chest the way a great graphic tee should. This is the Quirktee standard for every design.

What colors does it come in? Five colors: Black, White, Navy, Forest, and Red. Black makes the gold letters pop. White keeps it bright and crisp. Navy, Forest, and Red feel rich and seasonal.

Is the fabric soft? Yes. The Bella + Canvas 3001 blank uses premium ring-spun cotton. It feels soft against the skin. It breathes well on warm days. It layers well under flannels and cardigans.

How fast is shipping? Orders print and ship from the USA in 3 to 5 business days. Order by early December for guaranteed Christmas delivery. We offer 30-day returns on unworn tees.

Can I wear it to a Christmas party? Absolutely. The Naughty List clipboard earns its place at the party. Pair it with jeans and boots. Add a cardigan for the drive home. You will be the funniest person at the party.

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πŸ“¦ Shipping & delivery

Orders print in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days. Shipping: $4.99 for 1 item, $2.99 for the first item + $1.99 each additional for 2–4 items, FREE on orders over $50.

↩️ Returns & exchanges

Changed your mind? You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund or exchange β€” as long as the item is unworn and unwashed. Exchanges for a different size are always free.

πŸ‘• Fabric & care

100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The joke is permanent; the softness just keeps improving.

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❓ Questions & answers

How does the sizing run?

True to size with a classic unisex fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up. Between sizes? Go with the larger one β€” our customers say the compliments come in all sizes.

What fabric is it made of?

100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and buttery soft from the first wear.

How long until my order ships?

We print to order in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days after that. Free US shipping on orders over $50 ($4.99 for 1 item; $2.99 + $1.99 per extra for 2-4 items).

What if it doesn’t fit or I don’t love it?

30-day no-questions returns. Unworn and unwashed gets you a full refund, and size exchanges are always free.

Will the print crack or fade?

Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment printing that sinks into the fabric. Machine wash cold inside-out and it stays crisp wash after wash.

Is this design original to Quirktee?

Yes β€” every Quirktee design is drawn in-house and trademark-checked before printing. You won’t find it on a bargain rack.

Still curious? Ask us anything.

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