Dear Santa Naughty Ones Tee
DEAR SANTA, THEY ARE THE NAUGHTY ONES
Fit Type*Unisex
Style*T-Shirt
Color*Black
Size*2XL
✅ In stock, ready to ship
🚚Arrives by Nov 6 – Nov 11 if you order today. Hooray!
- 🚚 Free US shipping on orders over $50
- 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — made to order just for you
- 👕 Premium cotton — pre-shrunk, buttery soft
- ↩️ 30-day returns — no questions, no drama
About this tee
Dear Santa Naughty Ones T-Shirt — Funny Dog Christmas Family Tee
The Dear Santa Naughty Ones Tee is a funny Christmas dog shirt in bold retro 70s style. It reads "DEAR SANTA, THEY ARE THE NAUGHTY ONES" above a cartoon dog with a guilty grin. The pup clutches torn wrapping paper like it was caught red-pawed. This tee is made for families who blame the dog.
Keyword: funny Christmas dog shirt. Price: $24.99.
What does the Dear Santa shirt say?
The top reads "DEAR SANTA," in chunky cream retro letters. Below it, "THEY ARE THE NAUGHTY ONES" shouts in bold red block letters. An original cartoon dog sits under the text with a guilty sideways glance and a crooked smile. It hugs torn wrapping paper, a candy cane, and a retro star. The 70s bubble lettering gives it a vintage Christmas card feel. The whole design is hand-drawn and works on both light and dark shirts.
Who is this funny Christmas dog tee for?
This funny Christmas dog shirt is for dog moms and dog dads everywhere. It suits families who match outfits for the holiday photo. It works for the household where the dog is the real troublemaker. Kids love pointing at the dog when they wear it. The humor is gentle and family-friendly. It also makes a hilarious gift for the dog owner in your life. Retro design lovers will enjoy the 70s lettering too.
Why do families blame the dog at Christmas?
Because the dog usually did it. Chewed gift wrap and missing cookies are classic dog crimes. The shirt turns that shared family joke into a wearable punchline. Matching family sets with this design are a proven seller. It makes the holiday photo fun instead of stiff. The dog, of course, feels no shame at all.
What colors and sizes are available?
The tee comes in 5 colors: Black, White, Navy, Forest, and Red. It is offered in 7 sizes from XS to 3XL, giving 35 size-color combinations. The retro lettering pops on every color, light and dark. Cream letters glow on Black and Navy. White shows the full warm palette. Red is the bold Christmas party pick. Check the size chart and measure a favorite shirt for the best fit.
What is the shirt made of?
The tee uses the Bella+Canvas 3001C blank with a modern unisex fit. It weighs 4.2 oz per square yard and uses 100% Airlume combed cotton. The fabric is pre-shrunk and side-seamed for durability. The print area measures 12 by 16 inches. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the retro lettering crisp and clean. Every shirt is printed in the USA on premium cotton. It feels soft from the first wear.
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Product | Dear Santa Naughty Ones Tee |
| Price | $24.99 |
| Colors | Black, White, Navy, Forest, Red (5) |
| Sizes | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (7) |
| Combinations | 35 size-color variants |
| Blank | Bella+Canvas 3001C, unisex fit |
| Fabric | 4.2 oz, 100% Airlume combed cotton |
| DTG, 12 x 16 inches, printed in USA | |
| Design | Retro 70s, 100% original art |
How should I style this funny holiday shirt?
Wear it with jeans for the family Christmas photo. Layer a cardigan over it for the holiday party. Match the whole family in the same color for the group shot. Pair it with red or green bottoms for the Christmas card. Add a Santa hat on the dog for the full effect. The retro style looks great with vintage-inspired accessories.
When will my order arrive?
Each shirt is printed to order after checkout. Standard production takes 2 to 7 business days. Shipping time depends on your location and carrier. Orders over $50 ship free in the US. You get tracking by email. Order by the posted December cutoff for Christmas delivery. International times vary by country.
Why buy from Quirktee?
Quirktee draws every design in-house, including this original guilty-dog cartoon. Each product gets a full 5-color mockup set before publishing. The store focuses on funny, cute, and niche humor tees. Customer reviews shape which designs stay in the catalog. New holiday art drops weekly in season.
Related Christmas shirts
- Most Likely To Christmas Tee — funny family matching
- Golden Christmas Tee — watercolor golden retriever art
- Santa Boop Tee — cute sticker-style holiday art
- Jolly Ish Tee — sarcastic Christmas humor
FAQ
Is the dog based on a famous cartoon character? No. The dog is an original cartoon drawn from scratch. It is not based on any famous character or brand. Quirktee checks every design against trademark records before printing. This design passed that check.
Is this shirt good for matching family photos? Yes, it was made for them. The bold retro letters read clearly in group shots. The whole family can wear it together.
What size should I order? The Bella+Canvas 3001C runs true to size. Take your normal size for a regular fit. Size up for a relaxed look. The size chart shows exact measurements.
How do I care for the print? Wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. The colors stay bright for 50+ washes.
Can I return or exchange it? Yes, unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days. Size exchanges are available on request. Email support with your order number.
Do you ship internationally? Yes, international shipping is available at checkout. Delivery times vary by destination. US orders over $50 ship free.
📦 Shipping & delivery
Orders print in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days. Shipping: $4.99 for 1 item, $2.99 for the first item + $1.99 each additional for 2–4 items, FREE on orders over $50.
↩️ Returns & exchanges
Changed your mind? You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund or exchange — as long as the item is unworn and unwashed. Exchanges for a different size are always free.
👕 Fabric & care
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The joke is permanent; the softness just keeps improving.
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🛒 Frequently bought together
Total for 4 items: $99.96
❓ Questions & answers
How does the sizing run?
True to size with a classic unisex fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up. Between sizes? Go with the larger one — our customers say the compliments come in all sizes.
What fabric is it made of?
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and buttery soft from the first wear.
How long until my order ships?
We print to order in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days after that. Free US shipping on orders over $50 ($4.99 for 1 item; $2.99 + $1.99 per extra for 2-4 items).
What if it doesn’t fit or I don’t love it?
30-day no-questions returns. Unworn and unwashed gets you a full refund, and size exchanges are always free.
Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment printing that sinks into the fabric. Machine wash cold inside-out and it stays crisp wash after wash.
Is this design original to Quirktee?
Yes — every Quirktee design is drawn in-house and trademark-checked before printing. You won’t find it on a bargain rack.
