Dad Jokes: I Make 'Em, You Groan T-Shirt
He makes 'em, you groan β it's the circle of dad life.
Color: Black
Size: 2XL
True to size π Β·π Free US shipping on 5+ items Β· β©οΈ 30-day easy returns
- π Free US shipping on orders of 5+ items
- πΊπΈ Printed in the USA β made to order just for you
- π Premium cotton β pre-shrunk, buttery soft
- β©οΈ 30-day returns β no questions, no drama
About this tee
Dad Jokes: I Make 'Em, You Groan T-Shirt is a funny funny dads t-shirt - he makes 'em, you groan β it's the circle of dad life. Printed on soft 100% cotton in 5 colors and sizes S to 5XL. It's an ideal gift for the king of bad puns that gets laughs everywhere. Looking for a funny dads t-shirt that's actually funny? The Dad Jokes: I Make 'Em, You Groan T-Shirt features the quote "Dad Jokes: I Make 'Em, You Groan" β he makes 'em, you groan β it's the circle of dad life. It's the kind of shirt that starts conversations, gets compliments from strangers, and makes the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor. The design itself is a head-turner: groan-worthy pun layout with a mic-drop dad silhouette. Printed large and centered on the chest, it pops on all 5 shirt colors β Black, White, Navy, Forest, and Maroon β so there's a combo for every wardrobe. PRINT & FABRIC: 100% ring-spun cotton at a substantial 180 GSM β midweight, buttery-soft, and never see-through. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder taping and a tear-away label (goodbye, itchy tags). Printed with eco-friendly water-based DTG inks that soak into the fabric instead of sitting on top, so the design won't crack, peel, or fade β wash after wash. SIZE & FIT: True to size with a classic unisex fit. Chest width measured flat in inches: S 18 | M 20 | L 22 | XL 24 | 2XL 26 | 3XL 28 | 4XL 30 | 5XL 32. Body length: S 28 | M 29 | L 30 | XL 31 | 2XL 32 | 3XL 33 | 4XL 34 | 5XL 35. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed, comfy fit β or check our detailed size guide. Made to order in the USA and shipped within 3-5 business days. Free US shipping on orders of 5+ items. 30-day no-questions-asked returns.
π¦ Shipping & delivery
Orders print in 1β2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3β5 business days. Shipping: $4.99 for 1 item, $2.99 for the first item + $1.99 each additional for 2β4 items, FREE on 5+ items.
β©οΈ Returns & exchanges
Changed your mind? You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund or exchange β as long as the shirt is unworn and unwashed. Exchanges for a different size are always free.
π Fabric & care
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The joke is permanent; the softness just keeps improving.
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β Questions & answers
How does the sizing run?
True to size with a classic unisex fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up. Between sizes? Go with the larger one β our customers say the compliments come in all sizes.
What fabric is it made of?
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and buttery soft from the first wear.
How long until my order ships?
We print to order in 1β2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3β5 business days after that. Free US shipping on orders of 5+ items ($4.99 for 1 item; $2.99 + $1.99 per extra for 2-4 items).
What if it doesnβt fit or I donβt love it?
30-day no-questions returns. Unworn and unwashed gets you a full refund, and size exchanges are always free.
Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment printing that sinks into the fabric. Machine wash cold inside-out and it stays crisp wash after wash.
Is this design original to Quirktee?
Yes β every Quirktee design is drawn in-house and trademark-checked before printing. You wonβt find it on a bargain rack.




