Coffee First, Adulting Second T-Shirt
Priorities, in order.
Color: Black
Size: 2XL
True to size 👕🚚 Free US shipping over $50 · ↩️ 30-day easy returns
- 🚚 Free US shipping on orders over $50
- 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — made to order just for you
- 👕 Premium cotton — pre-shrunk, buttery soft
- ↩️ 30-day returns — no questions, no drama
About this tee
Bills can wait. Emails can wait. Coffee cannot. This brutally honest morning-person (or not-morning-person) tee is basically a public service announcement in cotton form.
📦 Shipping & delivery
Orders print in 1–2 business days, then ship from our US print partners. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $50; otherwise a flat $4.99.
↩️ Returns & exchanges
Changed your mind? You have 30 days from delivery for a full refund or exchange — as long as the shirt is unworn and unwashed. Exchanges for a different size are always free.
👕 Fabric & care
100% premium ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The joke is permanent; the softness just keeps improving.
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